The Greatness of Randomness

I have found that randomness always makes me and most people laugh. Meow. Here is one of the funniest experiences of my life, which of course was also one of the most random. Chocolate hot dogs. Here's what happened:

Jay and I, back around 7th grade, were riding bikes in the woods near the fish hatchery by Municipal Park. As were exploring we came to a steep hill and we had to walk our bikes up the really steep incline. At the top of the hill there was a section where it was washed out. It was like a 4ft jump to the other side and it was a 10ft drop to the bottom of the washout. So, it was a pretty interesting setting. We decided that it would be easiest to throw our bikes across rather than trying to jump the washout, which would've been cool but we weren't stupid. So as I was beginning to toss my bike. Suddenly, as of out of another dimension, a gaggle of ninjas (about 10) charged up the hill behind us. They were wearing the full ninja garb, the weird slipper/flipflops that separates their first two toes, a belt, and the hoods where the only part we could see was their eyes. Some even bore ninja stars in there belts. Instantly, Jay and I took our ninja stances preparing to fight off the group. Jay was in the Flopping Frog position while I was in the Flying Crane position. However, the herd passed the two of us knowing they would be defeated. They proceeded to jump over the washout, one even tripped and barely made it. After they passed Jay and I did what any normal person would do, our first reaction was "What the hell?" then we laughed until we cried. Still to this day it makes me laugh. We then threw our bikes past the washout and rode through the woods. Later we found the group of ninjas throwing their stars into trees, I guess they were preparing for the invasion of some European army or maybe they were waiting for their Mom's to pick them up. I don't know I'm not a doctor. But all in all it was quite funny.

Cobb out!