who wants a twinkie?

I just got done reading bits of Caitlins blog (there's not much to do at 1am and I'm trying to get to sleep---haha! you got buuuuurrrrnnnneed!). Then I got to the portion about me and my deep hatred for the harry potter hype and how Caitlin is not my "groupie" anymore. So I guess I need to clear the air on some stuff. If you are looking for an apology stop reading. First off, no, I am not on drugs. Fourth, I am not a Vatican secret agent... or am I? Eleventeenth, body snatchers are not known to inhabit Alabama, only Lousianna and other parts of Hell that I shall not mention in either breath or key (haha I like that--it sounds classic while having a modern flare). Oh yea by the way, I am the Man. I thought everyone knew that. So Caitlin, you were 20% right. Good job. That would be an F- if you were still in school.