Happy Thanksgiving!

So, its Thanksgiving! And you know what! I hate turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce! Blah! I am not saying I don't like Thanksgiving as a whole! I just don't like the taste of the traditional foods that are tacked on to the holiday! To me turkey, like all other edible fowl, doesn't taste good. I find the meat kind of oily and dry! And it just doesn't taste good! Now stuffing and cranberry sauce is just flat out nasty! I always wonder why the pilgrims couldn't kill a cow and have steaks on that first Thanksgiving! But oh well! I can't like all foods! Its unfortunate for me that most of the food I don't like is associated with this holiday! It should be called Brian's-Most- Hated-Foods-Iving! I already asked the government to make this change! They said the bill should go by Congress sometime in March of 2006! Thanksgiving for my family usually consists of us eating, watching football, eating some more, fall asleep while eating, throwing a football, and eating footballs! Its always fun of course! This blog is much funnier if you imagine me yelling everything I have typed!

Cobb, out!