The Saltine Challenge

So, it all starts off with eating lunch at Butch Cassidy's with some friends. For those unlucky few that haven't been to Butch's, they supply an ample amount of free saltines that I believe are there for the soul purpose of partaking in the Saltine Challenge. My friend Pat and Brett caught wind of the challenge and refused to believe it was impossible. So we , like all good friends, put them up to the dare. We grabbed about 30 packages or so and headed to the parking lot to begin the dare. Pat was first up to the chopping block. He got through about 4 crackers or so before spitting a plume of cracker powder into the air. We all laughed at him and his demise. Pat hung his head in defeat, something that he does on a daily basis. Not convinced by Pat's defeat, Brett, in all his hard-headedness, started furiously eating crackers. Realizing he was running out of time he decided to not chew the crackers and shoved one into his mouth, in which he proceeded to swallow it whole. His technique very much resembled that of a crane eating a fish. Brett looked up to the sky and strained to swallow. Since saltines are very stiff and hard his technique failed horribly. And we all laughed as he spit out half eaten crackers and one still unchewed cracker. And Brett, though he pushed himself to his physical limit, finally considered the challenge impossible. Like I always do, I cried from laughter at my friends failing.

The End

Cobb out!